Big LOL props to that, guy.

A duck walks into a hardware store, goes up to the clerk and tells the clerk he'd like to buy some duck food. The clerk looks a bit confused, and tells the duck “i'm sorry, but we're a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.” Disappointed, the duck leaves.
The next day the same duck walks in, goes up to the same clerk, and again asks for duck food. Annoyed, the clerk again tells the duck they don't sell duckfood and the duck walks back out.
On the third day the duck walks into the same store and asks the same clerk for duckfood. Angry, the clerk shouts “We don't have any duckfood, you stupid duck! This is a hardware store! And if you come in here again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!!” Panicked, the duck leaves as quickly as it can.
The next day, the duck walks into a grocery store and walks up to the clerk. “Excuse me,” says the duck. “Do you have any nails?” Baffled, the clerk tells the duck that they do not sell nails, that this is a grocery store.

“Good.” replies the duck, looking relieved. “In that case, do you have any duck food?”

forgotten_dreamer
A duck walks into a hardware store, goes up to the clerk and tells the clerk he'd like to buy some duck food. The clerk looks a bit confused, and tells the duck “i'm sorry, but we're a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.” Disappointed, the duck leaves.
The next day the same duck walks in, goes up to the same clerk, and again asks for duck food. Annoyed, the clerk again tells the duck they don't sell duckfood and the duck walks back out.
On the third day the duck walks into the same store and asks the same clerk for duckfood. Angry, the clerk shouts “We don't have any duckfood, you stupid duck! This is a hardware store! And if you come in here again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!!” Panicked, the duck leaves as quickly as it can.
The next day, the duck walks into a grocery store and walks up to the clerk. “Excuse me,” says the duck. “Do you have any nails?” Baffled, the clerk tells the duck that they do not sell nails, that this is a grocery store.

“Good.” replies the duck, looking relieved. “In that case, do you have any duck food?”

Man, the whole time i was reading that i was thinking about how cute that duck must have been. Poor lil' fella.

The first time I heard the duck joke the duck was asking for grapes and not duck food.

I do not know how this tidbit of information is relevent.
It probably is not.

Seras
The first time I heard the duck joke the duck was asking for grapes and not duck food.

I do not know how this tidbit of information is relevent.
It probably is not.

I think ‘duckfood’ is cuter and funnier.

And the grocery store would HAVE grapes, so he wouldn't have to worry about nails. :roll:

forgotten_dreamer
And the grocery store would HAVE grapes, so he wouldn't have to worry about nails. :roll:

But it takes place in a hardware store!

Joke: How many members of an occupational or demographic group does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: N+1! One to change the bulb and N to act in a stereotypical manner.

beholdsa
Joke: How many members of an occupational or demographic group does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: N+1! One to change the bulb and N to act in a stereotypical manner.

Hahahahaha!!!
I'm fucking dying over here.