Judas
Why do you always rub it in our faces that you got to marry bubbles?
To make myself feel special, I suppose.
Besides Safa, you would not be able to marry him in this country anyway.
Did I mention he is a totally amazing husband? Did I?
He buys me the coolest toys. The downside is that I look like a huge geek even though I clearly fall into the category of “nerd”. So other geeks ask me about my cool stuff and I am like, “Some guy gave me this” and they get all upset.
And then they get up in my grill. I hate that.